Alexis Will Slap the Shit Out of You!

Where has Dynasty been all my life? I have yet to see an episode but am entranced by the sheer volume of clips on Youtube detailing Alexis, Dominique, Blake, and all the other soap opera’s characters. It is fairly obvious Alexis is my favorite… she is all that I aspire to be in life! Smart, rich, beautiful, covered in jewels, and full of snappy comebacks in a signature monotone voice that shows no emotion

“I really wouldn’t know. This is Osetrova and I prefer Petrossian Beluga”

“I am perfectly sane so take this junk and your blonde tramp and get out of my home”

If I am ever in the hospital (knock on wood), this is how I expect to dine

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